The Assistant

A professional high-end thief who lived her life stealing from the richest people around, the assistant's rain came to a sudden end at the hands of interpol agent Razet. Now caught and in custody, she was given the ability to return to the streets under one single condition. That condition was community service of two years with the infamous party clown Ribbons, seeing it was her only way to stay out of prison she did not think twice accepting the terms. Back on the streets but now forced to be the assistant who lives the life of a clown, the assistant damned everything that ever existed. The assistant is a self-centered person who doesn't care about anything or anyone, all she cares about is stealing priceless possessions from the rich and keeping it for herself or sale them. She is highly negative in everything and nothing pleases her or makes her laughs, for this reason she became to seriously hate the condemn she was given of having to deal with Ribbons and her line of work of clowning. To Ribbon's assistant it is almost as if the justice system was making a fool of her, letting her know there is a very bad joke and it is her. She doesn't smile, she doesn't laugh, she doesn't find anything humorous unless it is her watching someone have something stolen by her. Forced to stick around with Ribbons 24 hours a day has her wanting to choke the life out of Ribbons, while Ribbons is the Ying she is the complete opposite Yang.  But she keeps in mind that eventually it will all be over and she will finally be free to roam the streets again by herself, she has a huge grudge with the agent Razet and seeks to find her for revenge.  While clowns are known to be funny or terrifying.... The assistant is neither but a professional thief!

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Even though it looks like a bumper car, the vehicle was designed and built by Ribbons the clown as her main form of transportation. She named the vehicle the "Bump Mobile" herself and despite its looks, it is really a small hovercraft capable of going over land and sea. Powered by a four cylinder engine with a turbo, the tiny but highly agile Bump Mobile is capable of impressive speeds. Its small compact size makes it pretty weightless so it is able to gain good top end speed when needed, its maximum speed on ground is 135 miles per hour while over sea depending on the waves condition it can gain 125 miles per hour. It is highly responsive while economical when it comes to fuel range and the maintenance of the vehicle is almost inexpensive, making it a great every day vehicle to use for either short or long distances. It isn't clear exactly what kind of engine it uses, but some believe it is a Honda Civic four cylinder V-Tech engine from the 90s Type-R era. This version is custom painted in black and supplied to Ribbon's assistant for her personal usage, her assistant hates the vehicle but it is better than not having a transport so she just deals with it. The fact of the matter is it may look like a funny little bumper car, but with the ability of going over land and sea, this little guy can get you where you want to be.... And escapes are effortless!

To the very eye everyone would imagine this is just your typical everyday light gun, famous in the 1980s as the first official light gun ever to come to a home entertainment system. The Nintendo Zapper was considered one of the best additions to the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) in the mid 80s, and it did turn a lot of heads at the time of its release. The Nintendo Zapper had two variants with the main one being light grey with orange trims, and the other being light grey with dark grey trims. The orange version was mostly used by the first player while the grey version was mostly used by player two, but either one could be placed in any controller port regardless so any gun could be any player. Despite their looks these two guns held by the assistant will fool everyone, both are disguised as actual full working handguns firing .45 caliber bullets on a 20 round clip magazine. The barrel of the Nintendo Zapper toy was large enough to place in .45 caliber bullets so its power is no joke, granting the ability for the gun to fire large magnum rounds. But that is not all this Nintendo Zapper of despair can hold, the assistant modified her Nintendo Zappers even more with the ability to also hold the smaller 9mm bullet magazines. This extra modification gives the Nintendo Zappers great versatility in the face of danger, self defense or simply a quick heist, while the target being pointed at thinks it is all a joke... What they do not know is that the punch line comes in the form of a devastating actual bullet!

It is not clear if the bomb sitting at the top end of the long handle is still active, but the moment it is seen everyone runs from fear in case it was. The secondary weapon used by the assistant can be considered a bad joke, no one knows if one day a hit on the wrong side will end up destroyer a city block or more. When asked where did she get the bomb from, the assistant would jokily claim from an abandon World War 2 aircraft she found and the reply would terrorize the person asking even more. Regardless if it is active or not the assistant mainly uses the front tip and rear end of it, slamming it against the intended target with brute force. It is unclear to how much the overall weapon weights, but it seems the assistant is so used to using it that it seems almost weightless to her.  One thing which is known is the bomb sitting at the top tip of the handle seems more likely be an atomic bomb in appearance, it is not known if it is an actual atomic bomb or another type and just has the form of an atomic one.

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